Maybe it's the large, brown, eyes with the long, sensual lashes. Maybe it's the intelligent, contemplative stare. Or the salt'n'pepper. Maybe it's the full, Jean Harlow lips. Russian multi-billionaire, big business tycoon and accused fraudster and tax evader – although many say he's actually a political prisoner – doesn't fit into any of my usual types. But who am I to argue with irrational pleasure? I imagine eccentric yet elegant dates like the ones Baryshnikov took Carrie on in "Sex and the City". But until then, there's always a prison fantasy or two to indulge ...